God's Blog Book

I have been reading this book called God's Blogs, Insights from HIS site, by Lanny Donoho. Here's some pages from the book. Whenever I can I'll do another page/s.

The blog before the blogs
Since there are millions of humans blogging all the time and other millions reading those millions, I thought I'd get in on the act and see who might be intrested reading my random day-to-day entries. One problem I have is that here I AM outside of time, and these web pages automatically put a date on the entry. I could override that- I AM GOD. But I think you readers are sharp to know that if I said "Today I suprised Moses and made a bush burn in front of him without burning up," the day I'M talking about would be a long time ago to you... even though the entry might read august 21,2005. Part of the problem I have with communitcaing with humans is this whole "time" thing. Today I AM chatting with Moses and today I AM speaking to James McDaniel who was born in 2021 and is praying for his mother right now.
That's why I called Myself I AM. I was even watching some of you read this...before it was typed.
I know that whole concept throws some of you off balance. If you need to feel more comfortable, just imagine you are in a Hitchcock movie, The Twilight Zone, The Matrix, or maybe even Shadows in Time, (If you're reading this before the year 2008, then you don't know the last film yet.)
The fact is, I started and finished all of these blogs before the word BLOG existed. I just had to wait till you had the word and the concept before I put them into words.
Basically I'M entering into your blogdom because somehow the rumor got started that I was kinda boring.
For those of you who bought into that craziness, you should know that I'M the one who created all the stuff you love...all the stuff that makes life exciting.
I invented FUNNY, and LAUGHTER. I created ADVENTURE and ROMANCE. I even came up with the concept COMMUNICATION. I can communicate across the world in nanoseconds, without AT&T.